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"Husband and wife like to surprise each other"

My wife Sara and I both travel regularly for work which sometimes has us apart for long stretches of time. I may be gone for two months to who knows where and the minute I return she is off for...

Consorts For Ladies

"Chaste young men in fine dresses compete to be ladies' consorts."

Dear Sir Elizabeth,In recognition of your recent exemplary service to Her Majesty, you are cordially invited to winter at the Heartgarden, and to select for yourself one permanent consort from among the most beautiful and highly trained aspirants in the...

Failing At The First Hurdle

"A woman takes her overly cocky boyfriend down a peg"

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”He stopped midway through applying the condom and looked at me like I was stupid. His expression said it all.“Save the condoms for fucking, babe,” I explained. “We’ve only got the three.”“I thought...