Big And Beautiful

"“Oh she’s all yours. Hope you’ve got a condom.”"

It allstarted my Junior year of high school, on the end-of-the-year band and choir trip to Washington, DC. I was seventeen, with short black hair, and a dark complexion. I was on the heavy side, okay, I was huge. But...

The Sex God

"Dave's sleazy tactic works, torturing ensues."

A couple years back, my struggling buddy Napolean began getting all into pick-up literature. His methods with women weren’t rendering any results, so he hit , and he hit it hard. Every new conversation we had brought news of a...

Mom Called Me At Night   (Written By:   Jack Is Back)   My mom and I live alone because my dad died of a car accident when I was 3 and since then we have lived in this big...