In our final year at college, I was the only male student who hadn't lost his virginity. Most of the other guys had girlfriends who were happy to oblige; one nerd had to pay a hooker; two bribed the college...

What An Ass

"Insatiable three hundred pound sisters..."

I took one look at her, and offered her the housekeeper job.  I should have been more circumspect, as she raised an eyebrow, and said, "You like big women?  Be straight with me... it's okay... I am very uh, understanding! ...