Happy To Be Used (Pt. 7)

"I practice my dance and slut moves at the bachelor party."

 Bachelor party Friday was finally here. I would have woken up early, but I had partied really hard the night before and so I woke up with a crazy hangover. Good thing I had until that night to recover and...

Tarzan Jr. Makes His Bones

"The pair of nuns knew immediately he was his father's son and the true heir of his fortune."

The funeral of the famous English lord known affectionately as “Tarzan” to his admirers on The Dark Continent was an odd affair that perplexed the town folk in the small village close to his traditional family estate in the Northlands.They...