Ready To Rumble: Hero Worship

"A charity event, dueling knights, and a horny redhead...what could happen?"

“My God, I’m getting wet just from looking at him.”“Did you check out his package? He’s either hung like a horse or he has a huge sock stuffed down there.”“More like the entire sock drawer!”“And those eyes! It’s like hypnosis...

I found an emailYesterdayThat you had sent to me A partySome festive affairWith date and placeTo be Four years agoYou sent itI remember the event Even down to what I woreThe evening we had spent There were so many nights...