"homage to a great British institution"
The Fucking Forecast, issued on behalf of the Merrytime and Cuntguard Agency.Shannon: Horny, wet, possibly very wet, increasing six or seven later. Tits moderate or good. Likes it rough or very rough, occasionally cyclonic. Dogger.However, there are warnings of flaccidity...
"The guests arrive and the girls claim their play toys."
"I'll get the door," I said."Good evening, gentlemen; welcome to Cancun," I greeted them as I opened the door.All three were dressed in business suits, and the fourth I recognized was Simon, the bellhop who had carried my bags up...
"Young Sally helps to keep spirits and other things up."
Dr James Kirkham warmly greeted his old mentor, Dr Helliwell. They were having a moment or two together in James’ gentleman's club while their wives caught up with tea and cake.Although older, Dr Albert Helliwell still cut a fine figure...
"Walt's recovery continues and we work together to restore his confidence."
Since the day we’d moved in, Walt had become an ever-larger presence in our lives, and now, having lived with him, helped him through the worst of his ordeal, and, of necessity, broken down so many intimacy barriers, he was...
"An unfortunate case of erectile dysfunction leads to unique sexual adventures."
Looking back, it is still very hard for me to believe the events that have transpired over the last several years. Sometimes, life has a unique way of taking an almost surreal turn that leads us down paths that we...
"My old best friend convinces me to suck his cock on a fishing trip, and I suck other friends too."
My name is Ethan, and my wife, Jenny, and I were lucky to have been born and raised in the Savannah, Georgia area, and then able to find good jobs and raise our family here. We are in our mid-fifties...
"Homophobic working man discovers his hunger for cocks and cum later in life."
My name is Owen, and now at the age of fifty-eight, I live in Oshkosh, Wisconsin with my wife of thirty-seven years, Emma. We were born and raised in Oshkosh and live frugal lives on my wages as a machine operator...
"My elderly, widower boss uses my wife as his surrogate wife and mother of his child."
My name is Justin, and I graduated summa cum laude in my high school class. Not having wealthy parents, I used a partial scholarship, but mostly student loans, to attend Harvard Law School. I graduated from Harvard at the top...
"My mature, retired neighbor has ED and lets me fuck his wife if I suck his and other's cocks."
Fate was in my corner when my wife, Linda, and I relocated to a community on the east coast of Florida, in anticipation of and several years before my retirement. We found a neighborhood between US Route 1 and the...
"Time to learn a lesson"
It had been over a month since I had seen Misty, my second escort and sexual experience. The whole affair had been revelatory, yet it had left me feeling guilty and I decided to abstain from any more working girl...