Vlad

"Going home with a stranger proves unwise"

“How is she?”“The same, Mr. Anguera.”“Emma’s head isn’t covered any more.”“No. She pulled the covers off after sunset.”“But she was still unconscious?”“Yes.”“It’s been three days and two nights. What is the longest you’ve seen someone sleep?”“People can be in comas...

Butterball Hotline

"When cooking gets sexy...."

  Caller:  “Hello?”119 Operator:  “Hello!  Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey!  What’s your emergency?”Caller:  “Why would you think there’s an emergency?”Operator:  “It’s Christmas Eve, sir.  Why else would you be calling a turkey company?”Caller:  “Well, you’re so right,...