Babs Claus

"Must Santa's wife take a back seat to his career during the Christmas Season?"

Babs Claus, Santa’s latest wife, was horny. It was two weeks before Christmas, and her husband hadn’t touched her for a month. He was too involved with production schedules, product development, and in producing a world’s worth of toys by...

Kismet: The Christmas Elf

"Whatever you call it, Christmas is the time for miracles"

“Well, hi folks! Do you remember me?” “Yes, that’s right! I’m the talking Snowman from that old TV show!” “What was that you said?” “Why yes, I suppose I do sound like Burl Ives, and why not? The man had...