The perfect recipe for a happy ending.

"Take one penis (fresh, not frozen)."

 THE RECIPE - suitable for two persons. THE INGREDIENTS: 1)     A small bowl containing about 100 mls of moisturising lotion.I prefer E45, which is inexpensive, unperfumed and hypoallergenic.Available just about everywhere on the planet. 2)     A good, professional quality paintbrush with...