"An old master meets an up and coming Dom. Jenny or Jan or whatever her name was never saw it coming."
Some people never work their way up to a truly "fuck the world" drunk. The kind where you walk off the job, stop answering the phone or door and invest your life savings in the productive future of the nearest...
"Some basic sex education!"
So, you have her in a room, let's say it's the traditional bedroom. (Could be the kitchen or bathroom, but do not attempt the following at the pub, cinema or the like.) Help her undress, particularly her underwear if she...
"Just a funny little observational poem."
Sex is a sticky, wet, copious, glorious mess.Deceived when younger by parents, Hollywood and hype.Copulating partners finish off, the female gets up to redress.She returns to her activities with nary a gripe.Imagine that first encounter ending. Standing by the bed...