Dialogues – Catherine the Great and Prince Platon Alexandrovich Zubov

"Rumour has it that the Empress of All Russia was a dirty bitch. Let's find out."

"I've got one." "Sssshhhh." "But..." "What have I said about when I'm reading?" "I'm not to disturb you when you're reading." "What am I doing?" "You're reading, but..." "Look, how many times do I have to tell you that I really don't care about your puerile computer...