Roll For Initiative

"A rookie gamer challenges her DM with breathtaking results"

“SUCK MY BALLS, ASSHOLE!”With one last excited pump of her arms, Kris opened her hand and let loose. The die rattled across the narrow table, wobbled to a stop and rolled upright. Eleven.“Congratulations on your basic adequacy,” murmured Otis Chen...

Adventures Of A Half-Orc Whore, pt.II: The Colour of Sex Magic

"Race: Half-orc, Class: Whore, Skills: all of them"

"I'm sorry, did you say you need an 'adventuring companion?'" she asked incredulously. "Mistress Globb, does this guy know he's in a whorehouse?"Her halfling boss shrugged."My team and I are embarking on a short-term quest in the mountains," the fellow...

The True Source of Magic (2nd part)

"..."she was the one lying there receiving thrust after pleasurable thrust"..."

Chapter 1: The Longest Chapter - continuedKadren swung her mace threateningly at one of the creatures.  It backed away a little, but did not retreat.  The other five paused, but then resumed their slow advance forward.  They looked like small,...