Jailhouse Rock -Part 2

"Glenda was facing a whole new life in prison. A life she would never be able to walk away from."

Lights blaze on and I hear shouting and banging. Hellfire, this is certainly not the smoothest of early morning wake up calls. Strangely, until this rude awakening of clanging metal bars and doors and guards yelling, I’ve somehow forgotten I‘m...

Jailhouse Rock

"Don't do the crime, If you can't do the time."

  “Holy crap, the cops are on our ass. We’ve gotta throw the shit out of the window. Oh fuck, I can’t go back to jail, that place is fucking nuts. The guards are always fucking with you.”  Jimmy pounded the steering...

Sex, Drugs and Our First Drug Induced Threesome

"“I’m pretty sure I’m going to thinking about you two when I masturbate for a long, long time.""

 A few years ago, I was dating a lovely young woman; for the sake of this story, we will call her Carolyn. She was my ex’s best friend, and we always knew we had chemistry. Needless to say, when things...

Taking ‘Bout My Generation

"An elderly woman recalls sex, drugs and R&Road at Woodstock on its 50th anniversary"

"It was fifty years ago today." I paraphrase them, but the Beatles weren't at Woodstock. But I was. A spry, music-loving eighteen-year-old from Western Kentucky. Even my hippy parents wanted to go, but being elderly and in their forties (how...

E041: Pearl Twenty-three

"Emma earns another pearl, perhaps to one cherished by Donald the most"

Donald leaves the room but is back in moments with a bottle of wine and glasses. “Emma, I want you to be totally relaxed for us to do this for the first time,” he tells her as he hands her a...