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Sarby
3 years ago

The Telephone Call – Part 1 of 2

"Shit, what a dork…"

Friday night and I’m the most boring guy out there. Well, if I was out there. The bar scene is not appealing to me, and the night strolls down the city sidewalk have me standing out like a sore thumb.My...

Humor
dorkex-hookerfunny love story
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Belthazor
10 years ago

The Worst Poem Ever

"I warned you it's bad."

I am a nerd. That much is clear.Yet every day, I find you here.The love of my life,Maybe my future wife.But before I make this lass my bride,I'll write this geeky diatribe.I don't need the Dragon Balls or the sacred...

Love Poems
bad rhymingdorkfandom referencesgeeknerd
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