"In a follow-up to Blue Balls, Mr.B’s IOU is paid up in full by his gorgeous, slutty neighbor."
For over a week since she gave me her IOU for some unspecified sexual favor, I hadn’t seen anything of my neighbor, Suzanne; nor Angelo - her boyfriend with the small penis but the powerful sports car. I wasn’t ballsy enough...
"I stopped for a coffee...and ended up getting way more than I expected..."
I have to tell you what happened to me this morning!I really didn’t have time to stop for coffee, but you know me without coffee…a bitch without caffeine is a supreme bitch.So I ran into my local coffee shop, you...
"The girls move in"
Pete spent most of the next couple of days wondering how the girls would react to his overture. He spent so much time thinking about it he began to chide himself for obsessing over his college-age tenants. "Surely," he thought...
"Fitz rediscovers a lost spark."
Fitz lay crossways on the bed, arms extended upward with a magazine in his hands. Too tired to read, he flipped through pages of advertisements and looked at pictures of refugees. It had been a tough week. Shit, it had...
"A repeat performance leads to even greater thrills for a divorced man"
I came back inside and closed the door, and stood for a moment playing back Johanna’s last few remarks in my head. What had she said? “Don’t wait up?” What did that mean? That I should go to bed? “Leave...
"What I fantasize about when I masturbate"
I run my hand through my boy cut short black hair. It's always unkempt and has a faded bleach streak in front. I pull my hood up over my head and suck in another drag. I hold it in, close...
"Another true event in my life when I was stabbed in the back by someone I thought was my friend."
This event is based on a true story. If it seems exaggerated it's only because some parts of the story were kind of hazy. This was about 6 or 7 years ago. “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” My...
"Leah Bags the Singer of the Local Band"
The firehouse was throwing their annual "Dance in the Streets" event. It was the 99th Anniversary and the department went all out. They hadbusiness'ssponsor the event from all over town. Restaurantsset up food tents, and the local bars all got...
"Fucking boyfriend is fun, his father even better"
From my profile and stories you can easily make out that I was sexually active early. The guys I dated during school years were all jocks. I enjoyed being the center of attention of all school guys. One of them...
"A ski trip to Vermont turns into a hot and sexy night with the girl I love"
Last winter my girlfriend, Kayla, and I took a weekend trip up to Vermont, and stayed in a beautiful ski resort near Killington Mountain. She's a snowboarder and I'm a skier, I know it's weird right? But anyway, we checked...