"I help Matt restore a classic car, which he insists on referring to as 'Cock 1.' Kurt and I enjoy his real cock more."
"Yeah, Joe! Fuck my pizza hole!"Those words are coming from the mouth - the pizza hole, that is - of a guy who helped take my high school's football team to the state quarterfinals a few years ago. Kurt and...
"Viral pandemic decimates world male population."
Chapter 3: Family Planning the Perfect WivesHaving completed in-processing at the quarantine facility, the three men were provided their new cell phones with an hour of preloaded time, to contact their immediate family to let them know that they arrived...
"A Virgin is getting married and tells her friends"
"Jewelry, my dear, jewelry!"Hold my fingers two incles apart, "This is six inches!""No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you are thinking!"Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?The group at the table started cracking...