"Sexy wife punishes husband for his strip club excursion."
My wife, Katie, was furious. After a brief thrashing in the early afternoon, she gave me the cold shoulder for the remainder of the day. Well deserved, given that I stumbled into the house at 3 a.m. drunk from a...
"You can always hope it happens."
I work a job where a yearly physical is required. It’s a real pain in the ass. I go to the local occupational health clinic that the company contracts with. Once there I sit in the waiting room for hours...
"Matt attends a very unusual dental surgery."
Matt took a strange call from his dentist in the early hours of the morning, at eight o’clock precisely, asking to rearrange an appointment. After some discussion, it became apparent that Sharon, the oral hygienist, couldn’t make the time of...
"Jack's older lover takes him on a vacation to remember."
“So what do you think?” Simon dropped the brochure in front of me. The words Tropical Paradise stood out straight away as I picked it up.“Looks good,” I said. The palm trees and secluded beaches piqued my interest. Simons strong...
"Emily’s constant chatter gets her into trouble."
John was enjoying a quiet pint in his local pub, out of the way from the hustle and bustle of his wife and visiting niece. The pint was going down rather well and he was happy with just his mobile...
"One human and two aliens walk out of a bar on Vurn X'lora 15..."
So the Dryth appear to be Time Lords, or maybe they raided Gallifrey and took the TARDIS with them. In any case, far as I can tell, their ship is much bigger on the inside than it has any right...
"He would stop if he could, but he's addicted"
They lay together in the bed of their cheap hotel room, the glow from the neon sign outside their window the only illumination. He watched her dozing, the heady satisfaction of satiated lust clear on her face. The window was...
"John, a straight forty-year-old, takes his eighteen-year-old gay stepson's virginity."
... New message from Sandra — Don’t forget what we talked about! Go talk to Aaron. Luv you....I read the text message from my wife and put back the phone in my pocket. Aaron was her son. After living with his...
"A train conductor educates a commuter without a valid ticket."
"The F-Express Train going to Orly-TGV will depart in two minutes."I was sick of this automated voice, sick of the F-Train and sick of all these commuters making my life hell. At least it was the end of my shift—one...
"It's tough to be patient when you're sitting at the hairdressers."
Before I moved to California, people told me all the time that it would be hot and humid. No one managed to convey to me exactly how unbearable it would be, so a mere four weeks into my new life...