Fap Fap 1: Pretty Hair

"Girls, don’t you hate it when a guy just can’t see the trees for the… 'wood'?"

“Oh, just look at that girl’s ‘air, Jack – innit beau’iful?”“Sam, I’m not looking at her hair…” Fap fap…“But it’s fuckin’ awesome!”“Perhaps – but under the current circumstances you will forgive me for concentrating on a different part of her...

My Cunt is Full of Thick Slop: Anyone for Tennis?

"My cunt is full of thick slop. He relishes the feel of my slop, my slathering creamy cunt. Anyone for tennis?"

I arrive on court wearing my pristine tennis shirt and skirt. He's slouched on the bench outside the saggy chain-link fence in some tattered denim shorts and a vest which accentuates his hairy chest. I slide back the rusty bar...

Her Flower

"There is nothing in the world more beautiful, more carnal, or more erotic."

She is coy, her seductive allure ready to beguile the unwary. She wields her power with innocence and subtlety.Whether bold or shy, once revealed, she is a feast for the eyes, promising passion and excitement.Exquisite and sensual, she draws you...

And Why Not?

"After all, they keep her feet warm. She's about to be fucked, deeply, penetratively, harder than she’s ever been fucked before."

And why not? After all, they keep her feet warm. Other than her candy pink socks, she is naked, pure, ripe for fucking. And she’s about to be fucked, rigidly, deeply, penetratively, harder, than she’s ever been fucked before. He...