"A fictional romp starring Kat of DannyandKat. A man with a persistent erection calls 911 for help, and only one nurse can provide the special care he needs."
“Nine-One-One, what’s your emergency?”“My dick is swollen! Something’s wrong with it! It’s been hard for like eight hours!”“What is your name?”“Chet.”“Chet, what is your location?”“Uh, 1926 Davenport Drive.”“Stay calm; help is on the way.”The dispatcher muted her microphone and yelled...
"Julia snorts a couple of lines with a handsome stranger, then a queue forms outside her door. Her best friend's father Harvey helps clean up the situation."
“Hiya, angel; want a drink?”“No dice, bub. I just finished convincing my best friend to lay off the sauce.”“Smart kid. That stuff is nothing but trouble.”Julia looked the man up and down. He was older, maybe around thirty? He wore...
"Daphne meets Tommy Culligan and his four brothers."
“Daph, how’s it looking? Can you get those cumstains out of my dress?”Daphne placed the napkin over the open bottle of soda water and tilted them in tandem. Leaning down and dabbing at the front of Julia’s dress with the...
"Redheaded 19-year-old Julia celebrates St. Patrick's Day with two guys."
“Jules, are those your cousins?” Daphne asked, looking over Julia’s shoulder at the entrance to the grand ballroom.Julia turned and looked behind her. “Yes, those red-headed weasels are the Culligan boys,” she said with a sigh.“Aw, I think they’re cute!”...
"An anniversary dinner for two is interrupted by a third."
"This roast is excellent," Harvey Davenport remarked, wiping his mouth with a napkin.Delilah looked across the dining room table at her husband. "It certainly is. Margaret has outdone herself tonight.""Nothing but the best for our anniversary, darling." Harvey chuckled. "Twenty...
"A wife and friend found brutally murdered."
Friday NightThe call came in shortly after 10 PM. “Detective, there has been a double murder at 9822 S. Laurel Ave. Officers and the forensic pathologist are already on the scene.”Detective Vera Lovelace arrived at 9822 S. Laurel Ave., situated...
"David and Sarah plan for the future..."
In this new routine, Clare left messages on my flat answering machine for me or Sarah to call her back, wherever she may be. With it now free of charge, we made full use of it, as there were never...
"She listens to his story and her friends haven't just been invited to the party to make up the numbers."
When Mark read the rest of what Janet had said in her message to him, he felt intrigued, Escapist fun on a website he used was a way to pass the time, often with hilarious or rewarding consequences and Janet...
"MILF Julia gets more than she bargained for from new college friends on her beach vacation"
Julia rolled onto her side and adjusted her tiny white bikini. She knew her ass cheeks were on full display, but thought it prudent to avoid a nipple slip at the hotel pool. It was packed with spring breakers and...
"A horny mermaid travels to the surface and finds her match aboard a pirate ship."
Deep in the Pacific Ocean, Swirlia Sea Angel tenderly raked her long flowing hair with a hermit crab. She sighed, setting the sweet animal down and thanking him with a nod and a wink. The crab waved his tiny claw...