There Is A Pumpkin In Me

"Feel the "soft" and squishy part of me fill you up"

"Oh no! I am definitely gonna be late for the company's Halloween party. Mr. Gordon will probably glare the hell out of my soul." Scrambling the last of my messed-up self together, I jump into a black dress and a...

Couch Quickie

"When my wife wants attention she knows how to get it"

I was finishing up my second glass of Crown Royal (Special Harvest) and the second period of the game was just underway. Hockey playoffs are coming, and as a big fan, I watch a lot of games when I have...