Waking Up At Wayne’s

"My friends older sister offers me more than coffee in the morning"

My friend, Wayne, invited me to spend New Year's at his parents' place, and we spent the day snowmobiling. Dinner was later in the evening, and by the time it finished up, it was nearly ten. We helped his two...

There Is A Pumpkin In Me

"Feel the "soft" and squishy part of me fill you up"

"Oh no! I am definitely gonna be late for the company's Halloween party. Mr. Gordon will probably glare the hell out of my soul." Scrambling the last of my messed-up self together, I jump into a black dress and a...

Couch Quickie

"When my wife wants attention she knows how to get it"

I was finishing up my second glass of Crown Royal (Special Harvest) and the second period of the game was just underway. Hockey playoffs are coming, and as a big fan, I watch a lot of games when I have...