What I came for

"“You really have your penis inside me, Monty.”"

“Two reasons.”“Tell me, Gretel."“For the snacks.”“And?”“My peacock costume.”“You didn’t come to this Halloween party to hang out with me?”“Monty, you happened to be here.”“I invited you!”“You did?”“Gretel, you’re the one who told me to wear this Donald Duck outfit.”“No pants,...

Halloween ’99 With Kelly

"Lisa and Kelly have a night to remember fucking their way through Halloween."

It was October of 1999. Kelly had met Lisa through her job. Since our trip together, with Lisa and her husband Bob, to Cancun the previous February, we’d become very close friends. We‘d spent a few weekends and parties together...

Party Manimal

"Scott's sexy werewolf costume turns out to be more literal than expected."

Scott Macintire stood outside of the house at the end of Nettlewood Drive, hesitating only a few moments before pressing the doorbell. It was one of those McMansions that had started springing up everywhere before the housing market tanked: somehow...

Hitting the Reset Button

"Husband gets the message to refresh the love life"

It was a frank discussion followed by subtle insult and hurt. A weak attempt at make-up sex did little to address the issue.Our kids were older, two in college and one nearly graduated high school. That latter child was around enough...