Innuendo

"Do you think my pie is moist enough?"

“Slowly run your finger along the rim, firmly press into it.”Cecile didn't flinch whilst giving me instructions on how to close her dessert - cherry pie.Thanksgiving was upon us, and my girlfriend invited me to join their annual family feast....

The Roommate’s Dilemma

"There's more than one way to pay the rent."

It sounds disreputable, allowing financial distress to justify the receipt of sexual favors.  And nowadays, it’s a guarantee to get your name into the newspapers.  But, really, hasn’t the female used her allure as a means of getting what she...

Butterball Hotline

"When cooking gets sexy...."

  Caller:  “Hello?”119 Operator:  “Hello!  Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey!  What’s your emergency?”Caller:  “Why would you think there’s an emergency?”Operator:  “It’s Christmas Eve, sir.  Why else would you be calling a turkey company?”Caller:  “Well, you’re so right,...

Chapter 15, Tiff And Tat, Lovers’ Spats, Trophy Ring, Thanks, Now Goodbye

"While pleased physically with her affair partner, wife is unsatisfied intellectually and emotionally"

Enrico, being married, could only see me on the sly, which suited me.Enrico worked all over Silicon Valley, fixing equipment. He told me who was hiring and paying more. I left Nortec and flipped companies with a raise.Before cell phones,...

Eating And/As Fucking

"Cooking dinner turns to urgent blow job, tit fucking, ass licking..."

He was making shakshuka and Otis Redding was playing. Outside it was raining theatrically, performatively, un-Londonly in defiant refusal of the city’s politesse. Its grammar of mannerly evisceration and well-behaved alienation, intelligible to those raised to guarantee its proliferation, nebulously comprehensible...

Melanie’s Cookery Class Part Five

"Eamon feels safe, Mel plays his own games and Harriet and Vicki enter the fray"

 “I’m looking forward to meeting Cousin Lizzie, at some point,” said Hal, as they relaxed back in Ben’s garden.“She’s a scream,” said Melanie, “but I’m not letting her near either of you until I have had my wicked way with...