A Christmas Carol Cock-up.

"Without promotion, something terrible happens... nothing!  P. T. Barnum"

  It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was hosting my first Christmas Eve television spectacular; it was my rellies’ Christmas Day shit show. It was Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, gold standard families, oi, oi, oi;...

My Teenie Weenie Halloweenie

"Beware the dark web on Halloween…"

It’s Halloween. I sit alone… naked… in darkness, so the monsters (trick-or-treaters) won’t know I’m home. My mouse hovers over Teenie Weenie Halloweenie. Click. I’m sucked into the screen — pumpkins a tight squeeze. A horde of lewd-scribbled micro doors besieges me. All but “Incest”...

The Witch And The Mummy

"Competition at a Halloween Party"

Halloween fancy dress, I love it.Vanessa, my girlfriend’s a witch with a broomstick and no panties!!! I’m a Mummy. All appendages and I mean all appendages wrapped up. By the light of the pumpkin lanterns, so many guests fondling my ‘joke’ cock...

Couldn’t, Wouldn’t, Shouldn’t.

"“She was born to be free, let her run wild in her own way and you will never lose her.” – Nikki Rowe"

Finally, my dad nodded to the undertaker who started the conveyor.“Annie?” he had asked. I just couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't. Bloody typical, Sarah would’ve thought.“Brian?”Sarah’s father, again cervical cancer’s bitch, had also shaken his head; a stoic’s single tear staining his...

Emily Plays The Game

"To win the game, you have to be willing to accept the special prize"

Emily tried desperately to calm her nerves. It was Saturday and she had less than an hour left to prepare herself. She had won and now she waited to collect her special prize. Her need to have stability through wealth,...

The Dollhouse

"Where do cyberpunks go for a good time?"

A cascade of long blonde hair flowed across Rae's chest, obscuring the molten mouth mauling her nipples and the wandering fingertips scraping the insides of her thighs. The impromptu pinch of pearly whites launched her breasts skyward, draining the air...