Shower Spy Slut: Part Two: The Battle of the Bimbos

"The slutty waitresses descend upon my boyfriend and I attempt to out-slut them as well as getting some sex"

Oscar Wilde was a wise and witty man. He’s the one that mentioned that women should be loved, not understood. Ironically, that means that he understood women. My boyfriend is like that as well; he both loves and understands women....

Band Camp

"And this one time, at band camp..."

“So where did you do it?" Sheryl asked, impatiently.“In a practice room! They’re sound-proof," I said smugly. “The whole band was playing twenty feet away, and she was moaning and screaming her head off when I wiggled her baton inside...