Fuck It, Let’s Get Waffles!

"Two psycho killers stalk some horny coeds on Valentine's Day..."

Valentine's Day. My favorite day of the year. I watched as the beams from the headlights broke through the trees and rested behind a large coal car covered in graffiti. Valentine's Day never disappoints. I smiled wide, a grinning lunatic....

The College Coed Who Needed A Tutor, Part II

"I had Never Tutored anyone before, but then again, I had never been a college professor before."

I was curious. I had guaranteed Rachel, a student in my college class, an excellent passing grade in exchange for some outside-the-classroom fun. Rachel’s apartment was just across the street from the community college where I was an adjunct professor....