Blondie’s Song

"This one was just sort of for fun."

“Let’s ride,” she said, or rather said I And he lay down beside me, prick aimed at the sky My magnificent cuckold of destruction and death Draining my soul and stealing my breath. “Get on little girl!” I felt obliged...

The Locked-Out Neighbour

"When a straight neighbour gets locked out of his house, who knows what it can lead to?"

With a groan I slammed my almost emptylager bottle onto the table and stood up. I briefly debated putting on some trousers but then figured what the hell – if someone wants to knock at the front door ten minutes...