So… Father Christmas Throat Fucked My Wife

"One minute your marriage is monogamous... the next, your wife's face is full of another man's cock!"

Everyone knows that Santa’s really nice to kids, but what they don’t know is that he’s an absolute terror toward adults.I knew this first-hand as the paunched-belly motherfucker pummeled my wife’s throat in front of me as if she wasn’t...

A Visit From St. Nicholas (The Naughty Version)

"My apologies to Clement Clarke Moore for this version of his classic poem..."

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,We were fucking like rabbits, both pissed on the Grouse.My stockings were strewn on the back of a chair,And my legs were akimbo, both feet in the air.My husband was fucking...

Mrs. Claus, Keynote Speaker

"Evelyn Claus rings in the New Year in the company of lovely women."

“Oh, Nicholas, you look exhausted this year.”“It’s a labour of love, my dear.”Mrs. Claus rubbed her husband’s knotted shoulders. “Shall we raise your North Pole?” she asked, leaning in to nibble on his earlobe.“You should pack, love. The Arctic and...

Christmas Pudding With All The Trimmings

"♫’Tis the season to get messy, fa la la la la la la la la!♫"

“It’s getting late,” Naomi said, hoping Emmanuel would take the hint, stop playing with his new tablet, and notice the decreasingly subtle way she was invading his personal space, but just got a non-committal grunt. I really didn’t think his...