"The twelve days of Christmas, with an argumentative two-headed duo"
'Twas the first day of Christmas, a dark and snowy night,Yet at that very moment two got in a fight.One went by the name Holly, the other was Eve.And a great Christmas tale were they just 'bout to weave.⁜"It's my...
"The North Pole got a dentist. Maybe they need an optometrist."
Every month, Karen mooned the neighbors, ran over cats, and did other naughty things. “If I could fuck my sister’s husband, the year would be perfect!” Cole showed up, naked and hard, rolled a pair of Karen’s stockings up his legs, and...
"Santa's wish cums true - as does Mrs Santa's..."
Santa wailed as the crop lashed his flaming buttocks once more."Is this what you wanted?" hissed Mrs Santa in his ear.Santa whimpered.Purring, she strutted around his prostrate form in her black stockings and heels.“Such a wicked Santa, aren’t you?”Pulling his...