"The Furtive Christmas Garage Fuck."
It happens so often it’s earned an acronym: TFCGF. The Furtive Christmas Garage Fuck.Drunken uncles play Madden NFL, braying. Televisions wail upstairs, some trilogy involving annoying robots. Santa and Jesus leer from neighbor’s lawns. It’s all too goddam loud and...
"I'm sitting in the hotel bar, minding my own business..."
"Alone?" Her hand pauses above my flute then drops a diamond ring."Ummm...?""My soon-to-be-ex is banging his intern somewhere. Want to do New Years with me, girl?"Grabbing the Dom, we elevator up.She leaves it naked, dress dangling from a finger."Always wanted...
"Five, four, ...," the TV audience chants.I time my thrusts into Libby's tight pussy with the countdown.At "one", the crowd roars, "Happy New Year!" and sings "Auld Lang Syne."I climax, shuddering from waves of pleasure. The orgasm passes. I slip...
"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."
Upset that my friends had canceled again, I pushed past the ragged, dirty woman…until I heard her.“Spare some change?”I always recognize voices, so I turned and knelt down.“Linda?”Her eyes widened. “Jeff? Oh, fuck…”She dropped her head and started crying.“Linda…please…let me...
"To New Beginnings"
Gently, slowly, circling my right nipple. Feeling it grow hard, letting the sensations flow through me.Watching your fingers unzip your pants, then slowly caress your manhood.The burning sensation of my nipple being pulled and twisted creates a dampness in my...
"The North Pole Times: All the News That's Unfit to Print"
“Fuck Christmas. I wanna shag sluts.” Santa's reindeer detoured to the North Pole pharmacy. Two bodacious babes prominent on the naughty list were, unsurprisingly, underdressed.Santa's schlong stretched one strumpet’s sopping snatch. Santa-seed spurted; Rudolph stomped his hoof impatiently. Venison’s invigorating...
"Teenage lust cannot be contained, whatever the circumstances."
Never predicted my first kiss, despite craving my biology classmate, Sophie Cockshot. Nose ring. Lips to drown in. Gorgeous.We hung out. Studied at hers. Joked over family dinners.Guess the signs were kinda obvious.My opportunity to nuke FriendZone came at their...
"Playing with my present"
Slowly unwrapping by the tree, our presents shown to each other.Lips touching, bodies entwining breathing you in like it was my last breath.The contrast of my hands against your gorgeous soft skin as I slip your last defence down your...
‘Twas the night before Christmas, it was quiet, all through the house apart from the whimpering of a soundly spanked girl.Santa was visiting his naughty girl list. It was to be a long night of pleasure, and his red leather...
