Trad Wife: Hard Ball

"Mary Anne drives a hard bargain and gets a hard as her reward"

All eyes in the room were on me as I spoke. “Your contract, sir, is akin to masturbating with a cheese grater—slightly amusing, but mostly just painful.”“It’s a standard contract, Marion,” the well-groomed, three-piece-suit-wearing shyster persuaded. “It’s very generous.”“It’s Mary...