Bad Medicine
"A fictional romp starring Kat of DannyandKat. A man with a persistent erection calls 911 for help, and only one nurse can provide the special care he needs."
“Nine-One-One, what’s your emergency?”“My dick is swollen! Something’s wrong with it! It’s been hard for like eight hours!”“What is your name?”“Chet.”“Chet, what is your location?”“Uh, 1926 Davenport Drive.”“Stay calm; help is on the way.”The dispatcher muted her microphone and yelled...