The Sex God

"Dave's sleazy tactic works, torturing ensues."

A couple years back, my struggling buddy Napolean began getting all into pick-up literature. His methods with women weren’t rendering any results, so he hit , and he hit it hard. Every new conversation we had brought news of a...

Scandinavian Rampage

"Dave chases an endless supply of blonde women, things get disastrous."

The time had come. Punchline and I had waited a year since our summer trips of ’09 to get back on an airplane, ditch the uncharacteristically cloudy California summer, and fly to the land of green landscape, midnight sun, no...

A weekend with Nancy: part 2

"Nancy, that was the best blow job I ever had, she's awesome, Dan replied."

 Nancy informed Alice that she would be using the bedroom to dress me, and that she should pick out an outfit consisting of no fewer than seven articles, gather her make-up and whatever else she required and then use another...

First Dates

"Two horny girls surprise their new dates"

First Dates “What are you doing Friday, Cin?” I asked. “A guy’s taking me to the new Coen movie after dinner. It’s our first date. He’s a stockbroker and wicked handsome.” “For real? I’m doing the same thing with my...

Camping Temptation

"When going on a camping trip with a friend's family Tom is unexpectedly tempted."

I had been looking at the white camper in front of me for hours, driving behind it with my black Civic. Lightly gripping my hands on the steering wheel I let my mind wander about the week ahead. I was...