"Adjusting to college with a roommate can be difficult. Especially when he loves to get naked."
Most people don’t have good experiences with their roommates in college. Not me. In fact, I can still remember my freshman year vividly…It had been a chaotic day of last minute shopping at Target. My parents and I had spent...
"It is 2050. Alison Bates arrives at the Royal Academy of Fucking to commence her course of studies."
Before the Great Enlightenment of the 2020s, European society had a dysfunctional, nay, a schizophrenic attitude to fucking. On the one hand, both men and women favoured what society called “sexual liberation”, i.e. the right of anyone to fuck whoever...
"His young sister looked at him, murmured, and began making guttural swallowing noises."
I found myself with a few hours to kill before the day's scheduled book signing, so I thought I would pay a visit to my new friend, Rick, and his younger sister, Carol, who was eighteen.We first met in the...
"Toby masturbates, twice, and then mom takes things into her own hands."
I stood in my bedroom doorway and watched my son, Toby, masturbate. He noticed me and a slight smile crossed his lips. He’d stroke for maybe ten seconds, then he’d move my laptop’s mouse and go back to stroking.He looked...
"Rob, a exchange student enjoyes some of Sweden's culture."
Rob stretched his arms above his head and twisted his body to get the kinks out of his back while looking out the window of his bedroom. It was early morning in the city of Sundsvall in Sweden. Located about...
"A man gets lost in the woods and receives help (and head) from a fairy."
So there I was, backpacking through Europe like every other early twenty-something, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. That’s pretty normal for me. Ever since I was a kid, I got easily distracted by the most mundane things in the...
"A little more than a yoga session for me."
A few days later… The golden rays of light were peeking through the side of the curtain; a small wave of heat was coming from my slightly opened window, the sounds of birds chirping, people walking, and the ambient sounds of traffic...
"Aubrey lets Geoff do his thing while she's on the phone."
A few days ago I had a surprise encounter with the hottest girl I’d ever seen. Up until that encounter, I had never met her. We passed each other in the halls, but didn’t take any classes together, so I...
"Dev's summer get a whole lot better when he learns something new about an old friend."
Elisa and I had been friends since we were both 11-years-old. She was your stereotypical Tomboy; played baseball, never wore dresses, got into fights with boys, and so on. When she came out, it was no big shock to me,...
"Logan learns about Hell and his own power"
“Because my large friend,” Alan replied. “Everyone knows ships don’t sail on the rivers. They fly.”“Flying ships…” Logan looked at Karen, who nodded as if Alan’s claim about flying ships was the most normal idea imaginable. “I… did not see...