The Penguin

"Negotiations with a prostitute"

"How much for a blow job?"“It’ll be fifty quid”“I’ve only got twenty, what can I get for that?"“For twenty, you can have a penguin.”“A penguin? what’s that?”“I’ll show you.”Taking the money, she dropped to her knees, tugging his pants and...

L’Amour Inn – The Love Hotel

"Would you buy into a crazy theory surrounding an old hotel to save your marriage?"

I wrapped up breakfast at the dining room table, entranced by my wife’s jiggling booty. She was clearing the sink of dirty dishes wearing an old shirt of mine that fell some inches above her knees; leaving me salivating at...

Jan’s Return Part 6

"Cindy wants a 2nd threesome"

After Cindy left, Jan and I just looked at each other.Finally, Cindy said, "Well?""Well?""What did you think of your first threesome?""I thought it was terrific.  Better then I imagined.  What about you?""I thought it was wonderful.""What did Cindy say?  I'm...

The Table Turned

"Just don't put up with it, get your own back."

Jonathan was a tyrant and a bully, an inadequate little man who took great pleasure in humiliating and belittling his colleagues and those who worked with him. His career advancement was entirely down to this and to brownnosing whoever was...