One With Nature

"The term "Tree hugger" that's a step forward."

There once was a girl name Lauren, she cared for all the plants and animals. She couldn't bring herself to think of the animals being trapped in cages, tortured, then slaughtered without knowing the joys of life.  This is why...

Bad Santa!

"As you like it? More as he liked it!"

"Who is coming to this party then, that I know I mean," asked Jayne as she fixed her makeup."The usual suspects. None of the ones you like and most of the ones you don't. Including your favourite of course," replied John...

Pink Lipstick

"the erotic beauty of lipstick"

Pink Lipstick I twist your hair around my wristAnd slowly push you to your kneesFirelight dancing in your eyesWe both know what you needMy thumb traces your pink lipstick You tremble but don’t speakYou want to hide your hungerBut you’re...

Jodi

"Got my trailer loaded by the forklift driver and I got my balls unloaded by the office clerk."

I had one of those encounters that you only read about.  I’m a truck driver and the other day I was picking up a load from a customer and ran into this hot little clerk named Jodi. As Paul Harvey used...