Miss Porter’s Ass

"Miss Porter gets more than she bargained for when she offered to give one of her students extra help"

Ding-aling-aling-aling!"Ok class, you're free to go. But please remember to bring your two thousand word essay on the American political system to me by next thursday at the latest." Miss Porter was my history teacher and, although I was glad the school...

Veterinary Vulva

"Lucky Pete finds the dream job, but ends up in a barn with the farm vet!"

Pete's mum had been nagging him to get a job for ages now he had just turned 16. He reluctantly applied for many different jobs; paperboy, shop assistant, dog groomer, and even a cleaner. However there was one job that...

Unguent

"An elderly lady gains voluptuous youth through magic, but wonders if the price is too high."

Laura Lioness’s hips hurt. She wondered if she needed hip replacement. She limped to her dresser and pulled out one dark chocolate Ferrero Rocher, unwrapped the foil around it with fumbling, unsteady fingers, and popped the crunchy dark ball in...