True Story of Ducking My Way to the Top
"Why is cyber socks so hard?"
"Lie down, I'm gonna give you a deep tissue massage.""Aw yeah, baby, I've been waiting all day for this.""Your pen's a bit soft; let me tease your Lockheed with my hot, wet tongue.""Already leaking precut.""I love gobbling big Rick.""Duckkk... if...