"An elderly swordsman gets the haircut of his life."
I had been in the city for two months on a consulting contract and had literally no spare time. The money was fantastic but I barely had time to eat, let alone sleep. I was desperately in need of a...
"Kitty has become sassy and needs to be taught a lesson."
Kitty has been getting sassy lately. She also decided she could taste pussy whenever she wanted and the slut even flashed her tits and bare pussy to the Starbucks boy. Now I love all those things when I tell her...
"The time I had accidental gay sex."
In college I thought I was straight. Always did, even though every once in awhile I imagined being gay. I never thought that I was. I love gay sex, bukakes, anal, blowjobs all of them I do it all the...
"A broke girl discovers an interesting way to make money."
"Christine! Get your ass out of bed now you can't be late for your first day!" My dad's yells rang around my house beckoning me to wake from my slumber, and drag myself out of bed to face my first...
"Written in cahoots with Dianna Breeze, aka Dirty_D"
Randy awoke as Jasmine’s warm body lifted from hers. The ends of the girl’s blonde hair swept over her breast and stomach as she pulled herself into a sitting position. It was the first time she could survey her without...
"A pro who loves her job"
"Break one-nine," blared out of the speaker on my dash. I reach over, grab the mike and respond, "Go ahead breaker." "Thanks for the break, anyone wanting a little commercial company go to five," a sultry voice responds. I drop...
"written with the insatiable Dianna Breeze, aka Dirty_D"
“Bitch is about like tits on a bull. Fuckin’ worthless.” The redneck’s slurred voice carried to Jasmine as she poured his next beer. Fuckers. She swirled the glass in her hand, foam circling the edges of the dark liquid. Daring...
"Conversant erotica converts..."
Lesson 1). A Ritual Cleansing: And rain from the Mountain King Shall wash down on you as a nourishing honey mead,Nectar of the Gods, While from the shadows his thunder rod will rise exposed. You'll offer your cave as shelter...
"Ali is in for a sweet surprise..."
"I suppose it is okay if you only did it for me, and I really do want to have sex, so I guess if Sandra could help me out that would be cool," Ali responded calmly, "When do you think...
"One sloppy creampie"
I really don’t know where to begin with all this. I’ll guess I’ll start by explaining my adventures lately. I’ve recently come to the realization that I might possibly be a nymphomaniac. Well, I guess ‘possibly’ is the wrong word....