The Big Booty Struggle

"Women with plump lower masses can relate"

No matter how much she hopped, skipped and wriggled, her booty shook, jiggled and dimpled.“Every goddamn time,” she complained.“Half of the female population would kill to have all that,” I replied.“They’d never understand the struggle of this half.”She squirmed, shimmied...

Three Bags

"Picking up stuff from his best friend's ex's place just got harder"

Knock-knock-knock.Fifteen seconds passed, and the apartment door remained closed.Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock.“Alright!” a woman’s voice shrieked from inside. “Gimme a damn minute.”It ended up being two.When the door opened, Jasmine spun and marched to a grey armchair. She sat and lapped her legs,...

Matthew Worships His Mother In Law’s Arse

"Matthew gets asked by his MIL if he likes her bottom and it seems that he does"

"Tell me, Matthew, do you like my bottom?" sixty-three-year-old Elizabeth St. John asked the younger man standing before her."Not so loud Elizabeth, someone will hear you," replied thirty-eight-year-old Matthew Sinclair, fearing that someone amongst the eighty or so people at...