"Satirical take on HMS Pinafore's When I was a Lad"
I was just sixteen when I began to learn How acting bad would make my bum burn. My mother and father never spared the rod. They thought beating me was ordained by God. But such punishment did not deliver me,...
"Xenia: in ancient lore, the ancient Greek custom of hospitality, including the giving of presents"
A buxom maiden of nineteen years was Xenia Xerxes Whose step-dad told her, his guests she must please. Xenia most happily obeyed As her body she displayed Naked for all newcomers to see, squeeze and seize. Now, her step-dad, Pimpopulous,...