Back Seat Silent Running

"I'm horny, I like you, our friends in the front seat think I'm asleep, and I want to do something - anything but talk to them."

Its a long drive back to Boston on a dark night.I'm horny. I want to do something, anything, but not talk. The front-seaters think I'm asleep.I put one hand on your crotch, the other in a "shhh" gesture.I use my...