Rubbing Aunt Peg’s Feet While She Ashes Cigarettes In My Hair

"The devil in a denim skirt laughs as I cream my jeans."

I was a damn near high school grad when my paranoid parents decided that I no longer needed to be babysat. By then, the damage had been done.I don’t blame mom and dad for entrusting me in my aunt’s care....

A Nice Family Christmas

"A horny milf receives the best Christmas gift her nephew has to offer: his virginity."

When the first snow of winter finally came, the holiday spirit was officially in full force. Lights went up, cards went out and Michael Buble claimed his annual monopoly on mall music. As soon as he had finished his last...