Twenty-four

"A young man’s first time, a woman’s Christmas countdown, and the artist who makes it happen."

‘Twas the twenty-sixth of December, not this year, but last year, and Jessica was sipping another cranberry vodka. Settled into a giant, overstuffed chair that she had restored herself, she leafed through the pictures and biographies of next year’s prospective...

Mistress Of All Masters

"Take him, as you must, all-devouring Time. Yet leave the fruits of his genius untouched."

December 20th, Day of Saint Dominic of Silos.Months ago, quite by accident, I discovered in my study a hidden spyhole in the oak panelling by the alcove in which my desk is situated. This cleverly constructed contrivance has allowed me,...

Mirrors of Infinity

"Glimpse infinity when you place/ A pair of mirrors face to face."

The Mercury Gallery, New York, is proud to announce a forthcoming solo exhibition and sale of recent paintings by Leo Kauffmann. November 1st-30th.- The New York Herald Tribune, Thursday, October 28th, 1965.~~~~~~When Leo’s studio loft apartment doorbell rang at 7:30...

Nude Modelling For Hen Party Art Class Gets Steamy

"I model for an art class for a hen party, one thing leads to another."

This extremely bizarre occurrence happened several years ago when I was doing some nude modelling work for artists, and its one reason I absolutely love the weirdness of arty girls. I was working up in London at the time at a...

The Rag-Doll

"shockingly hilarious confession of one European playboy."

‘He who is not contented with what he fucks, would not be contented with what he would like to fuck.’AnonymousThe Rag-Doll was loony in the most possibly pleasurable way. The day I saw her for the first time will remain...

At Pompeii

"A human connection that reaches out across the ages"

In Pompeii, we look at the Roman mosaics. They are painted across a thousand tiles. They are naked and fucking. He has something of a beer gut, and she has the flab of middle age on her ass. She is...