"Her Ladyship undergoes some hardship"
"This is the BBC news at ten. This is the latest in the ongoing story of the potential fraud case against Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson. Surrey Police are still investigating a three million pound payment to Her Ladyship in 2023. The...
"We visit Paris for a dirty weekend"
Everything Lizzy and I expected of Frenchmen was true. They spoke in that dreamy accent, treated women well, and were exceptional in bed. In particular, we discovered that after the end of the global pandemic, sexual sharing in gay Paree...
"Her Ladyship is a shoe in and later inducts new staff"
Not to sound sexist, but it might be said that the majority of women share a common weakness. That is a compulsive desire to buy shoes. Lots and lots of them. (Including my wife-author!)Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson was no different. And...
"Her Ladyship puts the boot in"
Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson thanked her butler Parsons and checked her reflection in the mirror. She had been awaiting the arrival of her beautician and was eager to greet her. Wearing a smart beige skirt suit of polyester she looked business-like...
"Her Ladyship has a bit of rough"
In hindsight, Her Ladyship, Penelope Ward-Williamson, thought that it had been pretty idiotic to confront an angry-looking mob of testosterone-high, robustly built, virile young men, in such an outfit. That being her new lightweight summer dress in an all-over polka-dot...
"Her Ladyship deals with some insubordinates"
Who was it who said that you can't always judge a book by its cover, and you can't always judge a lady by her outward demeanor? Take Lady Penelope. She might appear to be just another classy MILF, who could...
"A musician is seduced by an aristocratic woman bent on revenge"
It was one of those gigs where the music went straight from my eyes to my fingers with almost no intervention from my brain. Simple classical pieces and the occasional bit of mild, inoffensive jazz - nothing to capture the...