"The twelve days of Christmas, with an argumentative two-headed duo"
'Twas the first day of Christmas, a dark and snowy night,Yet at that very moment two got in a fight.One went by the name Holly, the other was Eve.And a great Christmas tale were they just 'bout to weave.⁜"It's my...
"He knows he'll eventually submit, but still he makes it worse with delays."
“You know you do. 40.”“But I really didn’t mean to …”“You know that doesn’t matter. Hairbrush.”“It was just a silly …”“60.”“Please listen? I …”“You’re not listening. Bathbrush.”I know I’m not listening. Why can’t I learn to give up control? With...
"Sometimes, rekindling a marriage backfires."
Have you ever done something totally random, and then a few months or years later realize that it incomprehensibly changed your life? I’ve always thought there should be a word for the feeling that encompasses this revelation. Maybe by the...
"Is a moment of passion going out of control, or part of someone else's bigger plan?"
After the steaming hot threesome, we'd just had in the kitchen (and the embarrassment of being walked in on by my cousin and his boyfriend during the afterglow), me, Laura and Ami jumped into the swimming pool in the back...
"Dan goads his wife into spanking him"
Jackie had now been happily married for twenty-three years to Dan, and both were forty-three-years- old. Jackie always admitted that she was a bit of a control freak, and liked making all of the social decisions and things to do...
"Reminiscing and saying good-bye prove to be a challenge for Carie and Vasily"
Tuesday EveningCarie made a beeline across the hallway to the opposite apartment with a small cardboard box, a plume of annoyance trailing behind her. Pulsating thrash-techno music had been erupting from inside Apartment Seven for the past hour with the...
"Carie prepares a very special meal for Vasily."
Hey, Big Bad Boris. Come over to #8 as soon as you’re home. Hope you’re hungry for something special!! ~ C.Thud. Thud. Thud.“Coming!” Carie chimed as she skipped excitedly over to her front door after hearing the familiar clubbing upon...
"Mark and Bethany try something new"
I tuck you back into your pants and give you another kiss. Resting my head on your shoulder, you pull out of the parking lot and onto the highway, heading for your family's home. I promptly fall sound asleep. It...
"Zoe needs to find a way to get along with Evan."
“I’ve never known anyone so uncoordinated in all my life.” Evan laughed as he gripped the handle on the top of Zoe’s backpack. “You’re hopeless,” he said, dragging her none too gently up onto the granite boulder where he’d spent...