Walkies

"Walk with a friend's wife turns hot in the woods."

Ding! Scott’s phone rings out a DM tone from his Instagram messages.“Who's sending me a message?” Scott thinks to himself.He reads the message: “Hey Scott, whatcha up to today?”“That's odd. Gail’s never asked me that before. Normally it's just replies...

A Bully Learns a Valuable Lesson

"Don't be a dick to your neighbor or you may find that your neighbor dicks your wife!"

Opinions and assholes, everyone has one. Well, my next-door neighbor Chuck has them in spades. Not only does he have an opinion about everything, but he is also the world’s biggest ass. If you were to look up cock-sucking motherfucker...