"We wouldn't choose each other on Blind Date, but you can be wrong about someone"
Arlene is wearing a tight-fitting bright red dress. She has had her long blonde hair done and smells like she had just had a shower and then doused herself in perfume. She is carefully but showily made-up, the bold lipstick emphasising her quite prominent...
"Time for a change after her husband's betrayal."
Eve shifted uncomfortably in her seat next to me as we sat at her kitchen table and my hand reached the top of her thighs. She was teaching me the ins and outs of Microsoft Office, because I had a...
"Do I want to teach her English? Among other things."
El Tablado is on the east coast of Tenerife and I was living there because it was cheap. Tenerife is a Spanish island off the coast of north Africa, so it has its own identity and is not sophisticated like...
"Our day started with thoughts of anal fun and brought us our best orgasms yet."
Annette and I met later in life and were married at the age of forty. From the very beginning, we enjoyed a healthy sex life by trying new things. We weren't interested in adding others to our lovemaking but had...
"My wife makes my fantasy of fucking our hot neighbor come true."
“Here is the situation, Jonny,” Elena began as her husband sat down after handing us our drinks. “You used our credit card to get cash to gamble and you lost. Again! I am not going to bail you out this...
"This girl really likes me - and she's not afraid to show it."
The Spanish embassy in Bogota, Colombia was awash with women. Working there, I mean. The ambassador herself was about seventy years old and although that doesn't make her ineligible in my book - and she was in decent shape and was...
"Edna and I have a spectacular end to our list."
Edna and I had run out of time. Having found in each other a kindred spirit, determined to reconfigure sex as a natural pleasure that could and should be enjoyed without shame, embarrassment or selfconsciousness, we had had a few...
"I could never turn down my boyfriend & his two tongue piercings"
For a while, I had a boyfriend who had two tongue rings -- a barbell in the back and a ring on the tip. He was the type of guy who, when he filled out a job application, he answered...
"Afternoon delight at another woman's house"
“Hi. We're going for lunch. Want to join us?” It was my mother talking. She had just found me leaving her friend Edna's house, she and their other friends Dorothy and Grace having just “happened” to park in Edna's street...
"My relationship with respectable Ms Edna goes into overdrive..."
My assignation with my Mum's friend Edna had got off to a wonderful start. We were going to rewrite the book of sex, removing all the nervousness and shyness and restoring the act to its glorious, unselfconscious origins. We had...