Lindsey, My Babysitter

"My babysitter takes care of me…"

In addition to an incredible sexual experience I had recently with my ex-wife's best friend (Roselyn), I had gotten the phone number, unsolicited, from Lindsey the babysitter. She had slipped it into my jacket when I gave her a ride...

Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 1

"In which the Queen consults her Magic Mirror, and receives a rude shock"

“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the Fairest One of all?” commands the Queen. She stands adorned in raiment of gold, her dark hair graced with a silver crown, her skin pale, her lips full and lustrous – her...

Claire’s Cunt Kitchen (An “Alison” Christmas Special) – part one

"It is 2051. Claire and Bradley have graduated from the Royal Academy of Fucking, and are now running a bijou café in Cuntden Market."

This two-part “Christmas special” follows on from the conclusion of Alison Goes to London – but it can also stand alone.It is 2051, and under the “Enlightenment”, Europe is ruled by Pleasure, and love is eschewed. Claire and Bradley have...

Hot Rican MILF with Big Booty Face-sits White Neighbor

"White neighbor becomes infatuated with a Puerto Rican MILF's big booty."

My father took a job transfer from Boise, Idaho to Philadelphia when I was just going into my junior year in high school, and I was unprepared for the culture shock. Our small town outside Boise is one of the...

Joolijools: A blast from the Past

"A blind date turns out to be someone I knew years ago."

Joolijools and I kissed as soon as we got in my car. She looked at me with those tired green eyes that expressed her sorrow that she wasn't Michelle Pfeiffer or even Audrey Hepburn. My hand automatically went around her head,...