Coffee

"This story might make you think twice about her frequent Starbucks trips..."

In desperate need of an 'afternoon pick-me-up,' I stopped in a strip mall's Starbucks. While my Expresso Frappuccino with three expresso shots was being assembled, a woman stepped up behind me. With her approach, the air swirled about me like...

The Huntsman kneels by Snow White’s body and weeps. “O God!” he cries. “Why could I not save ’er? O my beloved Snow White!”Tears running unstaunched down his cheeks, he carefully lifts Snow White’s naked sleeping body and carries it...

The Neighbor – Part One

"I meet my neighbor"

THE MEETINGI had woke up a bit earlier and was just lying in bed relaxing for a few moments before starting my day. My family had left for the day, my son and his wife at work, my grandsons at...

Lindsey, My Babysitter

"My babysitter takes care of me…"

In addition to an incredible sexual experience I had recently with my ex-wife's best friend (Roselyn), I had gotten the phone number, unsolicited, from Lindsey the babysitter. She had slipped it into my jacket when I gave her a ride...

Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 1

"In which the Queen consults her Magic Mirror, and receives a rude shock"

“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the Fairest One of all?” commands the Queen. She stands adorned in raiment of gold, her dark hair graced with a silver crown, her skin pale, her lips full and lustrous – her...

Claire’s Cunt Kitchen (An “Alison” Christmas Special) – part one

"It is 2051. Claire and Bradley have graduated from the Royal Academy of Fucking, and are now running a bijou café in Cuntden Market."

This two-part “Christmas special” follows on from the conclusion of Alison Goes to London – but it can also stand alone.It is 2051, and under the “Enlightenment”, Europe is ruled by Pleasure, and love is eschewed. Claire and Bradley have...