Fap Fap 3: Tight and Puckered

"Girls – isn't it annoying when your guy 'looks a gift arse in the mouth'?"

Fapfapfapfapfap…“Whatcha wankin’ to now, Jack?”“That arsehole! Isn’t it beautiful?” Fapfap…“Oh…? How comes it’s beau’iful, then?”“Look! Tight, puckered, clean. Makes you want to kiss it, and lick it, and–”“Jaaack!”“Hmm?” Fapfapfap…“My arsehole’s tight ‘n’ puckered. And I just gave it a really...

Becoming A Man: How Do They?

"My seemingly straightlaced friend Tom is oddly curious about anal sex"

"How do they do it?" Tom asks me."What are you talking about?""How can gay guys have anal sex? I just don't get it.""Well, just because you're not into it doesn't make it your business."I’m in Tom's dorm room just hanging...

Solar Powered Libido

"My lover and I escape for a winter break, and the combination of sunshine and her enticing body leads us from the pool back to our room."

Sick of the cold, wet, and endless darkness of England in winter and the low-key seasonal affective disorder that came with it, Q and I booked a last-minute, mid-January holiday. We were open to going anywhere as long as it...

Good For Nothing

"A young woman makes questionable decisions for her greater good"

Michelle plonked into the passenger seat and slammed the car door.“Well, excuse the fuck outta me,” the driver said.Michelle folded her arms and stared ahead, puffing through her nostrils like an angry bull.“Hellooo. Earth to Michelle?” The driver waved his...